Paris Hilton To Come Again
The Hilton Hotel in Paris is to be rebuilt after the devastating explosion that destroyed the building earlier this year.
The announcement was made on the same day that a survivor was pulled from the rubble of the former 5 star hotel, located in the center of Paris.
Manager Jean Luc Bastardi is alive and well after nearly 2 months buried in rubble.
“We heard moans coming from the vicintiy of some debris” said builder Bob, who is supervising the reconstruction of the hotel. “We were amazed - it was the manager that many had feared was dead.”
Bastardi told me “It is great to be back - I survived by eating grit - it is a French thing - expect more from me soon!” he said as he was taken away in an ambulance.
Meanwhile, in an unconnected story, socialite and heiress Paris Hilton says she would like to come again soon after spending the night with High School Musical Zac Efron.
Paris Hilton’s family: we love Benji Madden too
Paris Hilton’s family say they thoroughly approve of the socialite’s new boyfriend Benji Madden.
Paris’s mum Kathy Hilton told Luxe Life: “This has honestly become the real thing. It’s a great love match, and I have a funny feeling it’s going to go all the way, and we’ve already given it our approval.”
“We agree with Paris that he is an amazing guy… He’s changed her life, and I really think she’s genuinely in love for the first time.”
Her dad Rick Hilton added: “He’s the perfect example of ‘don’t judge a book by its cover.’ He’s polite, well mannered – even calls me sir. We love him like family already.”
And Good Charlotte star Benji is as equally enamoured by their daughter. When asked recently how he deals with her diva qualities, he replied: “I have never met that Paris Hilton. I have never seen that side of her.”
“She is actually very different. She is very sweet and caring. I have never heard her talk about money or her background or showing off. She is actually very down-to-earth.”
Youtube Video: Paris Hilton gets cut in half
Illusionist and master magician Curtis Eugene Lovell II cuts Paris Hilton in half on Season 4 of the Simple Life. A clip of the television program can be seen on Youtube.com: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gffpnYPh21U.
For more tricks of the trade, Lovell has released an instructional DVD that teaches magic titled POOF! You’re a magician ~Learn magic with everyday objects.
His DVD can be found at www.BN.com, Target.com, or www.POOFyoureamagician.com.
Please visit www.MagicofCurtis.com for more information on Curtis Eugene Lovell II.
For interviews/bookings please contact: 877.224.9568 USA.
Mini-Bio:
Escape artist, illusionist, and master magician Curtis Eugene Lovell II dreamed of becoming a magician ever since a coin was magically pulled from his ear at the age of seven. He has made his dream a reality in the past twenty years.
Lovell has challenged magician DAVID BLAINE and psychic JOHN EDWARD to public duels. He has also made special appearances on SPIKE TV, USA NETWORK, and he cut PARIS HILTON in half for the reality television show THE SIMPLE LIFE on E! Entertainment. He has cheated death with effects similar to those of the great HARRY HOUDINI.
In 2007, Lovell released a series of magic instructional DVDs, ‘POOF! You’re a Magician!’ that can be found at major retail stores.
Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan Attacked By Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson (the actress - and now singer - famous for having Scarlett Johansson’s boobs on her chest; you know the one?) has blasted two of hecklerspray’s most cherished celebrities!
The outrageous harlot has dared to declare that the musical talent of our Paris Hilton and our Lindsay Lohan is not quite her cup of tea.
How dare she? Just who does she think she is? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a put a lot of good, honest, hard-work into getting where they are today, yet where is the respect? Do you think those cocks suck themselves?
No, of course they don’t. If they did humanity would have become extinct a long, long time ago.
It takes a good deal of effort to say ‘ah’ for that amount of time and with that amount of people. There are literally girlfriends out there, all over the world right now (possibly even reading this), who wouldn’t even say ‘ah’ to their own boyfriends for much more than a minute each week.
Sometimes less.
It is because of this abhorrent crime to humanity that Scarlett can say what she damn well wants, but the fact remains that Paris and Lindsay are a rare breed indeed, and hecklerspray will continue to salute these pioneers in all of their artistic ventures, futile as they may be.
(In order for you to believe what we’ve just said, it is strongly advised that you don’t click on the following links. Not this one, nor this one.)
Scarlett told Spin Magazine:
I have no relationship with either Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, even as far as my lifestyle or the music I listen to. They probably made music that fits with their lifestyle – ‘Wouldn’t it be great if I were dancing to my own song in the club?’ My album is more suited to my lifestyle. I live a very low-key life.
Yeah, you better hope you do, Johansson, or else you’ll be joining 50 Cent on hecklerspray’s hit-list.
One difference between our girls and Scarlett though, is that Scarlett (who is soon to release ‘Anywhere I Lay My Head’ - a Tom Waits cover album - making her little more than jumped up karaoke singer) has received at least one rave review about her musical ability from someone, albeit that someone being Jessica Simpson - someone who wouldn’t know good music if she was grinding her for-hire-arse up against it - who told Esquire magazine:
I really respect her, and I think she’s an unbelievable talent at a young age. And she is unbelievably beautiful. Plus, she gets to work with the best of the best.
Is she really that unbelievable? Granted, her boobs are unfathomable, but do any of you really find that watching Scarlett Johansson act makes you question your whole belief system regarding the upper-limits of human talent?
What Jessica actually offers is a nice, but essentially trite, and ultimately invalid, appraisal. You’re gonna have to come up with better than the child-talk of Jessica Simpson, Johansson, to pull hecklerspray away from the lure of reporting Paris and Lindsay’s day to day activities.
If you want to receive our support, then it’s time to do what any self respecting female artist would do: Toss your artistic integrity into the abyss and open wide.
All else is a perversion. Madonna’ll back us up
Hilton: ‘I work hard for my money’
Paris Hilton has downplayed her reputation as a lady of leisure - insisting she has battled through tough press to create her very own “empire”.
The millionaire hotel heiress isn’t phased by the negative “lies” surrounding her wild-partying ways, because she knows she has worked hard to amass her own fortune.
And the celebutante urges fans to follow her entrepreneurial example, branding herself an “inspiration” to all aspiring socialites.
She says: “I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person. I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”
Paris Hilton on German TV
While Benji Madden and his band “Good Charlotte” did a show in Cologne, Paris was a guest at a tv show.
On last night’s edition of the German entertainment programme “Wetten Dass…?” which is one if not the most popular German tv show, where participants present their crazy bets, you saw the usual mix of bets, celebrities and entertainment.
Like usual, Paris wasn’t that talkative besides of saying that she loves to be on the show and that she really enjoys being there. As always she looked marvelous - this time in a long floating summer dress with floral print - and was the actual highlight of the show.
As usual the guests of the show had to decide if the person performing their difficult tasks would succeed. Paris, who hosted the “Squash Bet” lost, and so she had to fulfill a task herself which wasn’t that hard, cause she had to get into a photo cabin with one female spectator of the show having her picture taken.
Other highlights of the night included the performance of R.E.M. and Udo Lindenberg. Besides of Paris you could see the celebrities Oliver Kahn, Rolando Villazón, Jimi Blue and Wilson Gonzalez Ochsenknecht, Magdalena Neuner, Kati Wilhelm and Andrea Henkel, Kurt Krömer, Udo Lindenberg, Yvonne Catterfeld, Heide Rosendahl and Danny Ecker.
Paris Hilton obviously likes Germany as she happens to stop by from time to time, like at last year’s Oktoberfest in Munich of recently when she presented her collection of hand bags in Berlin.
This was the last edition of Wetten Dass…? before it’s summer break and we’ll see Thomas Gottschalk and his celebrity guests back in autumn.
Hilton Sparks Paparazzi Violence
Several photographers have been injured after the arrival of socialite Paris Hilton in Turkey sparked riots among the paparazzi at Istanbul airport.
The hotel heiress landed in the city on Thursday ahead of her stint as a judge in the Miss Turkey 2008 contest.
The 27-year-old’s presence led to hysteria amongst the photographers all clambering to take her picture, with a major fight breaking out amongst rival snappers.
Footage of the incident, shown on TMZ.com, shows a barrage of punches being thrown, with one man seen using his video camera as a weapon. One photographer is seen walking away with blood streaming from his nose.
What Is Lindsay Lohan’s Problem With Paris Hilton?
Lindsay Lohan reportedly threw a “hissy fit” at an event endorsed by Paris Hilton, claiming if she had known about the heiress’s involvement she would not have attended.
The Mean Girls actress is believed to have thrown a tantrum at the Scandinavia Style Mansion party after she saw an advertisement for Paris Hilton Handbags on the red carpet.
Leslie Sloane Zelnik, representative for Lindsay says: “We were never told that Paris was part of the event.
He also states that his former rehabbed client would not have turned up at the party had she known it was sponsored by an alchoholic beverage company.
“Nor did we know there was a liquor sponsor,” he adds. “She wouldn’t have participated.”
Why do you think Lindsay went bananas when she found out it was a Paris endorsed event? Be sure to leave your comments below.
Hilton Party Causes Lohan ‘Hissy Fit’?
Lindsay Lohan’s publicist insists the actress would never have attended a Beverly Hills, Calif., party on Friday had she have known it was a Paris Hilton-endorsed event.
The star was reported to have thrown a “hissy fit” at the Scandinavia Style Mansion party after spotting an advertisement for Paris Hilton Handbags on the red carpet.
Lohan’s representative Leslie Sloane Zelnik says the actress — who entered rehab last year and is set to launch her own range of leggings — would not have attended the event if she had known it was sponsored by an alcoholic drink.
Zelnik says, “We were never told that Paris was part of the event.
“Nor did we know there was a liquor sponsor. She wouldn’t have participated.”
Zelnik added she was informed only press from two Scandinavian magazines would be present. However, reporters and a camera crew from a gossip Web site were also at the party.
Paris Hilton auditioning new best friend
MTV has given the go-ahead to a series tentatively titled Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.
The premise is that people will compete for a chance to hang out with her.
The show is scheduled to premiere late this year. In the meantime, MTV has set up a web site, ParisBFF.com, where prospective contestants can upload videos and text to make a case for why they should be part of the show. Online votes will help determine the contestant pool.
Once the 20 finalists are chosen, they’ll be put through a series of tasks designed to test their loyalty, diplomatic skills and endurance to see if they have what it takes to join Hilton’s inner circle - which is what they’ll get to do if they win.